Can't believe @souljaboy and @reallilscrappy arguing over all 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Niggas ain't real. Hoes ain't shit.

Sucking dick and putting it on the internet is becoming common as hell. #AprilPratt video http://t.co/1oDnmaB9

Honestly the only thing I fear is myself.

Tyrese Genuine and Tank. My whole TL just got wet.

Seeing your ex downgrade. #Priceless

Its like Lil Wayne got that Benjamin Button disease. Nigga gets more childish everytime I see him.

I love when Twitter watches TV together.

Android Phones > iPhones

Almost every city has a street named MLK.......... and its usually in the hood.

Every Sunday on Twitter everybody tries to act all holy and sanctified.

#BlackParentsQuotes (While gettin beat) I *smack* done *smack* told *smack* yo *smack* ass *smack* about *smack* acting up! Now go sit down!

ALL THE ILLUMINATI MEMBERS PROBABLY WENT TO TAKE A PISS.

I WONDER HOW MUCH BET PAID JAY-Z TO SHOW UP?

Twitter is going to become over capacity when Beyonce performs.

HEY @mhissybanks IS @triggsgmb STILL DRIVING YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK?

Bitches with no edges act like edges isn't everything.

you know my name. not my story.

$50 draws don't make you no cuter.

Happy 200th birthday to the state of Louisiana. RT if you're from Louisiana. http://t.co/1LxcVOE6