Do midgets find midgets attractive ?

@funtcaseuk someone just tweeted me this i nearly wet my pants i laughed so much http://t.co/dPrApFru

Facebook likes and you-tube views isn't what makes music good ... just sayin ...

“@skrillex: Now I'm about headed to south padre island to get my belly button pierced with @diplo” << LOOL !!

My hair is stuck in the door of the cab I can't open the for though cos where on the moterway doing about 100 in a people carrier #par.

Cab driver doing lines of mdma this ain't cool I wanna get out of this cab

i want to do to youre body what mitt romney does to poor people

just loads of proper lads everywhere in 1 star hotels trying to shag ugly northern girls with stupid t shirts with shit nick names on them

@kirsst wtf LOOL ? What do you even do Kirsty laying bricks now yeah ?

Dream has decided that he is going to speak in 3rd person all day

“@kirsst: Nothin worse than a man with no ambition” same for girls though really ...

I'm already regretting my hang over on Sunday ...

#ThingsThatUse2BeCool dubstep i enjoy listening to

@oddpassion haha a remix Vandera — Move On (Dream Remix)

Girls in american apparel leggings do it for me lol

Wow I remember I started falling asleep whilst standing last night at ministry

just jumped straight in the bath without checking how hot it was i screamed jumped out fell over and smashed my head on the radiator

shaving this stupid tash off every day is so annoying might just wax it off so it doesn't grow back for ages LOL

lost like 100 followers not that i care i have plenty but still fuck you for unfollowing me ya wankers

You're my ex for a reason leave me alone please.