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A world where our children ask, "What's Internet Explorer?"
That's a world worth fighting for.
I’m Sim City / yes i’m the real City / all the other Sim Cities / are just Sim-itating
Breaking: Apple literally buys everything
Gonna go ahead and take credit for this idea: Siri-bombing.
"Siri, set appointmen-"
"TEXT WIFE, I WANT A DIVORCE"
There's some poor guy at Apple who's job is the Chess app.
Coca cola commercial, starring all the polar bears that are left
There are three country songs.
> I love my woman
> my woman left me
> country redneck party time
I hope iBooks for Mac is a part of iTunes.
I don't feel iTunes does enough things.
HUMANS CAN BECOME SEXUALLY AROUSED BY LOOKING AT A GRID OF SMALL COLORED LIGHTS, PROVIDED THOSE LIGHTS ARE LIT IN THE RIGHT PATTERN
Pokémon As A Service
rap game nap in a library
"I basically just prop the door open and pee into the restroom." - All people who use a public restroom before me
I just scrolled so far in the iOS tumblr app that it logged me out. I think I did it. I beat tumblr
This Udacity course on Parallel Programming may be the best programming class I’ve ever taken. Plenty of “why” and not just “what”.
The human body is 80% water so Jesus's wine trick would be an awesome finishing move in a fighting game