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A world where our children ask, "What's Internet Explorer?"
That's a world worth fighting for.
I’m Sim City / yes i’m the real City / all the other Sim Cities / are just Sim-itating
Breaking: Apple literally buys everything
Gonna go ahead and take credit for this idea: Siri-bombing.
"Siri, set appointmen-"
"TEXT WIFE, I WANT A DIVORCE"
I hope iBooks for Mac is a part of iTunes.
I don't feel iTunes does enough things.
There's some poor guy at Apple who's job is the Chess app.
"I basically just prop the door open and pee into the restroom." - All people who use a public restroom before me
rap game nap in a library
HUMANS CAN BECOME SEXUALLY AROUSED BY LOOKING AT A GRID OF SMALL COLORED LIGHTS, PROVIDED THOSE LIGHTS ARE LIT IN THE RIGHT PATTERN
Coca cola commercial, starring all the polar bears that are left
a door to the EAST
It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue
you wouldn’t download A GUN
Glittoris (Clitoris + glitter)
“Arguing with chairs” sounds like:
- an old saying nobody gets
- a Coldplay song
- the name of someone’s personal tumblr blog
Hey kid. *smokes cigarette* Let me give you some life advice. *stamps it out* Don't ever install 2 versions of an Adobe product