Tebow isn't trending. Twitter is Tebowing.

When Shabazz picks UCLA and Nerlens picks Georgetown tonight, I'm still going to be smiling in my UK National Champions shirt. #BBNProblems

Indiana's season is over. It's a shame they can't hang that commercial from the rafters. #thatsallyougot

Calipari's 2013 Recruiting To-Do List:

Aaron Harrison: √
Andrew Harrison: √
James Young: √
Marcus Lee: √
Derek Willis: √
Julius Randle:

Won and done.

My new iPhone 5 is brutally honest. http://t.co/BTMtwO9K

Ladies and gentlemen, the flat top feller is a Kentucky Wildcat. http://t.co/4jcGzYFf

Watching Indiana's practice is like watching the ballroom scene in Titanic. Everyone is so loose and happy but they're going down tomorrow.

Baylor has 17 points. So does Michael Kidd-Gilchrist.

I hope no one gets trampled when Indiana fans storm the gas stations.

Kentucky isn't a nominee for Best Game? Oh yeah, that's right. They beat the shit out of everybody. #BestTeam

Remember when Kentucky beat Louisville and then Kansas to win the NCAA title? That was awesome. Good times.

I just heard a Baylor fan say, "We're coming back!" I didn't look but I assume he was on the phone with someone back in Texas.

This is Renardo Sidney's best performance since Precious.

There are 18 student-athletes on Louisville's basketball team and all of them are going pro in something else.

I like Morgan Newton. I also like my mother. Neither one of them can throw a football for shit.

Tebow (tee-bo) -- To suck for three quarters and win in the fourth. Antonym: Lebron

Congrats to UCLA, Shabazz is a hell of a player. I guess Kentucky fans are stuck with this: http://t.co/obQhzl7S

I think the beautiful ladies of #BBN would really appreciate it if everyone tweeted: "UK LOVES TO #TAILGATEWITHPINK @vspink" Retweets count.

Someone else's failure is never funny... I'm just kidding. Watching Duke lose is hilarious.