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Negative effects of smoking marijuana are: Less marijuana.
Eat your school, stay in drugs and don't do vegetables.
If Nicki Minaj and Skrillex fucked their baby would be a robot with nipples the size of jupiter.
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Nickleback is coming to to town & u can attend for 45$ Or you can buy 45 hammers from the dollar store & smack yourself in the face a bunch
My telephone only has two buttons. One calls batman and the other calls pizza hut.
Everyday, million of plants die a horrible crushing death from vegetarians. Please stop the violence
Im hand-built by cocaine
The toy named "Bop it" is where i learned everything i know about foreplay.
I plan on stabbing my eye out today so i can get a glass eye and tap on it with a pen when talking to executives.
If a meteor is going to hit the earth why don't we just block it with paper?
I wonder if cheese says "people" right before they get their photo taken.
My anxieties have anxieties
Just pissed out so many kidney stones that i made the toilet into an aquarium.
If you see a 74 year old in a tight Pink Floyd t-shirt with a walkie talkie trying to sell you weed, dont panic, its not a trap, its just me
Am i the only one that thinks Nicki Minaj looks like Mrs. Potato Head?
People usually think im normal until they look at my twitter page.
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"You guys make me not want to do anything...and I fucking love it." -words that just came out of my boss's mouth
Why are people trying to stop kobe? HES JUST A BASKETBALL PLAYER
Once you learn to start worshiping me, we will get along perfectly.