@baconacid Lil Wayne reads this tweet and says "such vivid imagery" as a tear rolls down passing by the tattoo of a tear drop on his cheek.

Society creates introverts.

@travonfree I kind of wanna steal one of your tweets just so you would retweet me.

Guys... Don't worry. Mamabear and Papabear got back together #LOVEISREAL

I'm in the vicinity of a tv playing the super bowl but I cannot say that I am watching it.

@robfee where can I get this "god"? Is it something only the lucky get?

@robdelaney sup pic.twitter.com/rnVyuTNM

@what_eve_r Thank God. He has Drake on his side #YOLO

@techinbusiness @robdelaney Steve Jobs faked his death?

@robfee iPhone 5 #CatholicPriestEdition

@stupidfootball haha two children at 17... Fuck

@robfee Bon Iver works better

@hallib that's the worst shit ever.

@robdelaney nice denim shirt. Were you auditioning to be a farm hand in your local church play?

I told my mom I wanted to get my ears pierced and she slapped me. Not really. That's just how I picture it happening.

I saw Josh Allison today. He is a truly wonderful person. I wish only the best for him.

I would love to see Vampire Weekend live.

@portableshua can we build a fort together? I'm a guy so we'd be capable of building a pretty big/manly fort

@kelkulus that's normal. Trust me

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