Bed. I am in you. Can you feel me, wrapping my duvet around myself so I feel like a fajita? You like that don't you

@banetheboss Because the movie is called The Dark Knight Rises

@funwithtwiggs Then "lying" to each other is acceptable as long as it's tagged diplomacy? Bullshit artists are steadily ruling society.

I want to pimp out my friend @unseeingeyes and his book http://t.co/tw6ZkiYV #SPLTSS because it's amazing and I haven't put it down.

#卐卐卐 Knitler http://t.co/OB2vCkfA

@unseeingeyes I'm looking at #SPLTSS considering expanding my mind. I have no idea what story to read.

@boromirdoesnot One does not simply put one's hands in the air and wave them about as though one cares not. It is folly.

@xxlaurenjayde @holliedunning RACIST!

Yo, bro. Yo, bro. When someone texts you saying keep shit a secret coz it might be a surprise. It's a fucking good idea to keep it secret.

Also, why the fuck would anyone call Thorin their King if all he ever does is doubt Bilbo for the first 2 fucking hours? #TheHobbit #Spoiler

After some careful consideration, I'm going to roll over and sleep the night away.

@funwithtwiggs The human race has lied to each other for acceptance, no one wants to be unique. Worse, they can't take criticism.

Welcome to #ShitFacedFriday featuring @stevenbrewer74

@judgmentaljesus @badwench73 No just about them opening

#FF @_zeikku @bambi_turburble @onoesudidnt @orbette @drinkmeforfree @h077y @kingjaney @jomakessix @louisejanepaton @leagueofgentlem

#saturdayshoutout @h077y @onoesudidnt @sarahtarium @thegrammarnymph @drinkmeforfree @unseeingeyes @boromirdoesnot @lady_mcquirk @kazabena

Lucky I'm not a high functioning sociopath that couldn't care less about anyone. #OhWait

@z31kku The old load slowly trick from 'Nam.

#ff @tottenham_tel @deegilbert15 @marcusmichaels @coolshite @cool_jas @h077y @kessles13 @fuzzzy_d @daisyleyann @natalie_lianne @ange__11

@itsmycroftmh @itsdi_lestrade "Assume the position"?