Oh my, just discovered @suicidegirls, I think I'm in love!

Vagina nails as requested by @amiewee #nailpolish http://t.co/mZWNlCeg

@nicequeencersei Littlefingered. #WesterosiXXXTitles

I've been reading too many sex blogs when I read "purchase new toys" on playgroup meeting agenda and I think "woohoo!!"

Kiss me first ... in the facehooolllleeee #7Days

Rediscovering Diaspora* glad it's still going! Are you on D*? Add me!

@amiewee hey, Gina is wirelss! I like that in a girl!

@functioncurve you are very welcome! U guys need to tweet more, ur adventures are awesome!

Looking for a tweep to build a simple website for me on the cheap & someone to advise what's need to do to set myself up as a small business

@chch_eq_photos u have a virus that's spamming ppl in DMs.

When you write a great tweet that's really funny but you misspell one word and look like a knob.

Should I take a spare bra to throw? I can't afford to lose my real one its the only one that actually fits. And it doesn't even fit!

@isawfireworks @sophiaphotos or the LADDIES. ;)

@sophiaphotos I'm not fucking surprised! Glad you took that in the spirit it was meant in!

WTH happened to Joseph Gordon Levitt?! He doesn't even look barely recognizable in Looper. Please tell me it's latex.

@sophiaphotos you are welcome, I want to raise children who accept everyone and also know I'll love them no matter what!

Saw a surname "Nipperess" in a client database and can't stop picturing @amiewee's angry crab avatar

Any hip crafting groups that meet in or around Chch/Selwyn? Looking for a younger/more progressive group... @iheartfelt @blackswandesign

Hive mind, can you help me identify these awesome dudes please? http://t.co/Yc8kTd7m

I bet this Marmite shortage is a sales ploy.