cupid is a sniper

aluminum tastes like fear

Shop down the road changed hands again. It's gone from maternity wear to sex toys to volleyball equipment. At least there's a theme I guess.

I love all sexes equally. Men, women, and englishmen.

A bat and ball cost a dollar and ten cents. The bat costs a dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?  http://gizmodo.com/5918045/why-smart-people-are-actually-dumb …

Two birds tied together cannot fly.

"Psychiatrists are particularly targeted by #BigPharma because psychiatric diagnoses are very subjective." http://t.co/y0CBato9

two fingers is a magical state

Those who know don't speak & those who speak don't know.

it's cheaper 2 keeper

You lost me at "hello".

Narcissists eat masochists and little lambs eat ivy. #romance

“Analysis does not transform consciousness.” ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

I just realized the corner-of-my eye spirits I was seeing through the sliding door are dog snot prints.

Never seen a log sleep. They must all be with the fishes. #HinterlandWhosWho

@contactlangley For years my father told me that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. #parenting #myth #funnybutnot

England takes the Royals too seriously. Or not seriously enough. Apparently.

If you think WWF or the UN are going to save the planet, I'd like to sell you some Canadian swampland at a very reasonable price. #naive

@vocabularry General Mayhem mayhaps.

"Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex." ~ Frank Zappa