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Yo. I thought about Kirk Franklin's old porn addiction, pictured him saying, "DP are you wit' meh", and fucking lost it.
If you're under 18 & over 9, you're like, 12. That's it. I don't care. You're 12 from the age of 9 to 18. That's 9 years of being like, 12.
Chris Brown destroys himself, fixes himself back up, all so he can destroy himself again.
Chris Brown is a uterus.
Ice cubes melt and turn back into a liquid, freeze the liquid and it becomes ice again. Moral is never forget where you came from.
My ex should've known what she was getting into on the 1st date. I said "This is for Pearl Harbor" & left a meh tip at the sushi restaurant.
This dude sitting next to me in Starbucks is watching a funny Vine video of a little boy getting caught twerking, but he isn't laughing..
Host: "Here's an air mattress. I can pu-"
Joe Budden: "No."
Host: "... but it's deflated. Just let me p-"
Joe Budden: "It's fine like this."
25, no kids, one beanie, laminated Pokémon cards, holographics included, high score in Tetris. I'm shittin' on you basic bitches.