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Yo. I thought about Kirk Franklin's old porn addiction, pictured him saying, "DP are you wit' meh", and fucking lost it.
Ice cubes melt and turn back into a liquid, freeze the liquid and it becomes ice again. Moral is never forget where you came from.
Stop blaming your girlfriend's single friends for her behavior. She's an adult and responsible for her own actions.
The number 0 and letter O are identical. Moral of the story is even when you think you're different you may have stuff in common. Stop Kony.
My ex should've known what she was getting into on the 1st date. I said "This is for Pearl Harbor" & left a meh tip at the sushi restaurant.
A woman got breast implants made out of wood.
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline.
It sucks when you can tell someone may be losing interest in you. You can almost feel it. An alarm goes off in the mind.
Nick Cannon is a shining beacon of hope for men that are nice and corny. We will flourish, and there is nothing you can do about it.
If you're a black dude and you don't give me the Universal Black Dude Head Nod when we walk by one another, I feel that you're an asshole.