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My opinion of you doesn't matter...but your drinking tweets do.
For my bro's bday I gave him a Sports Illustrated subscription, tix to a hunting expo, and wrenches. He cried and yelled "YOU KNOW IM GAY!"
Irony is if all the members of Dire Straits were gay.
They even sang "little faggot's got his own jet airplane..."
I like to run because I like to feel my boobs and my ass bounce. My Motivation.
My body is a temple, and I want to show everyone my temple. YOU CAN'T FUCKIN TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY TEMPLE.
My soulmate should be able to grow old with me, drink alcohol with me, sit on a porch with me & judge the shit out of people with me.
No bartender has ever cut me off. Not even after I set myself on fire with a Flaming Dr Pepper. Really.
A female quoter of dumb chick comments from Facebook, Twitter and beyond.