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Pretty chuffed to have a platform for @notrollergirl to put snide hacks in their place. K-Stew, we've got your back: http://workinprowess.com/someone-was-mean-about-kristen-stewarts-poem-and-we-wrote-a-poem-about-it/ …
If you can't handle Kanye when he's ranting then you don't deserve him when he's not ranting - Marilyn Monroe
Calling to get onto the waiting list for counselling, and the hold music is genuinely The Nutcracker Suite. Boss level trolling.
It's cool that we all slagged off Tulisa's new face and SHE had to apologise for having plastic surgery. Because she wronged US, apparently.
Now the 7am embargo has passed, I can tell you that Sin City: A Dame To Kill For is astonishingly shit
Wrote a deliberately antagonistic list of all-time-great heartbreak albums for @sabotagetimes. Poor Adele. http://sabotagetimes.com/music/25-best-heartbreak-albums/ …
No one who claims to provide "intelligent conversation" has ever gone down on someone unprompted
Hey so guess what, I'm looking to take on some more freelance copy/news/entertainment writing. V. experienced. Competently handsome. RT?
Every genre is jealous of rap because no one else can get away with yelling their own name several times in every song for no real reason
Oi! Mmm yeah luv. That's the good stuff luv. Bless you. [Writer, funny, ish. http://ask.fm/DuncanVB]