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Pretty chuffed to have a platform for @notrollergirl to put snide hacks in their place. K-Stew, we've got your back: http://workinprowess.com/someone-was-mean-about-kristen-stewarts-poem-and-we-wrote-a-poem-about-it/ …
If you can't handle Kanye when he's ranting then you don't deserve him when he's not ranting - Marilyn Monroe
Calling to get onto the waiting list for counselling, and the hold music is genuinely The Nutcracker Suite. Boss level trolling.
It's cool that we all slagged off Tulisa's new face and SHE had to apologise for having plastic surgery. Because she wronged US, apparently.
Now the 7am embargo has passed, I can tell you that Sin City: A Dame To Kill For is astonishingly shit
No one who claims to provide "intelligent conversation" has ever gone down on someone unprompted
Hey so guess what, I'm looking to take on some more freelance copy/news/entertainment writing. V. experienced. Competently handsome. RT?
Though the number of favs and RTs I get may seem small, many people come and thank me personally offline, often in tears
It has been pointed out that it could easily be Mrs Bear and that I must stop imposing gender bearnery norms on innocent bears
Now being followed by Sassy Drinks, which is just my ok cupid bio minus a comma
Oi! Mmm yeah luv. That's the good stuff luv. Bless you. [Asst. Ed: @workinprowess] [writer for @LifetimeTelly & @bestforfilm]
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