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Pretty chuffed to have a platform for @notrollergirl to put snide hacks in their place. K-Stew, we've got your back: http://workinprowess.com/someone-was-mean-about-kristen-stewarts-poem-and-we-wrote-a-poem-about-it/ …
Drinking Jack Daniels out of a coke can on the train because some of these kids look like they could use a role model
Here's my FIVE STAR review of @thelegomovie, featuring obnoxiously deep-cut rap & wrestling references: http://www.bestforfilm.com/film-reviews/the-lego-movie/ … (@bestforfilm)
There's a guy responding to all of my Tesco account tweets by slightly changing the words to imply that the food is bad. Now THAT'S living.
Gonna spend the rest of the afternoon refreshing this in search of MRA's to troll in the comments http://usvsth3m.com/post/78847701934/101-things-men-should-stop-talking-about …
Just discovered a road near mum's house called "Butts Court." Then remembered that's where they ruled that I have a "great butt"
I hate Reddit almost 100% of the time but this is perfect. PERFECT. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1zhasz/if_an_object_screamed_its_name_every_time_it_was/ … via @ewasr
Your hero Aaron Paul was on Top Gear earlier.
The worst thing a person can do.
Just saw a lesbian couple arguing in front of a Blue is the Warmest Colour poster, so trigger warning I guess?
First rule of Twitter: you are never more than one segue away from Santa With Muscles
So this app that @fearlesslytweet have made is God's literal dick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0oJ39vs_Kk&feature=share … (dl here: http://www.htc.com/www/go/power-to-give/ …)
Shit fuck so apparently I *have to bring a football shirt to work on Friday* or I will be *personally dissing Prostate Cancer*
Also, I left out other times when I met Taylor Dayne. [Ed. Asst. for @thisiszone] [Asst. Ed: @workinprowess] [writer for @LifetimeTelly & @bestforfilm]