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Pretty chuffed to have a platform for @notrollergirl to put snide hacks in their place. K-Stew, we've got your back: http://workinprowess.com/someone-was-mean-about-kristen-stewarts-poem-and-we-wrote-a-poem-about-it/ …
Best Kate Bush story: she (allegedly) once invited EMI execs to her house to show them "what I've been working on."
Which was some cakes.
Last night I had to tell some nurses that my job is essentially tweeting and I've never wanted to immediately die more in my whole life
A good way to get into Kate Bush is to listen to her albums and have good taste in music
Some bands we like (The Antlers, Beach House, Spiritualized) have made an album using space noises, & it's gorgeous: http://www.npr.org/2014/04/11/298352246/first-listen-the-space-project …
Invite me to your thing and you won't have to tell people how good at sex you are cos apparently I'll get shlarmy and do it for you
Fun Neighbor Fact: when she told my housemate to "turn down his gay music" & that he is "forbidden by God" he let off an airhorn in her face
Finding out that Gervais does The Dance in Muppets: Most Wanted is like finding out the puppy you were going to meet is actually a tumor
The absolute worst thing I've ever seen.. This might actually do @jm_underwood in: http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=132702.0 … (via @samneuman)
Trying this new thing where all my tweets are good and everyone likes them
If it helps fuel your outrage, I should tell you that Maria Miller was grinning to herself both the times I was in a lift alone with her
Apparently, the no1 single on your 18th birthday is the soundtrack to your life.
ALRIGHT IT'S WESTLIFE'S COVER OF THE ROSE, FUCK OFF
If I was $$$ enough for a Vogue covershoot I would literally dress my kids as jungle cats and make it look like they're fighting for my love
Pray (Beg) Pray (Beg) Pray (Beg) Pray (Beg) Pray (Beg) [Asst. Ed: @workinprowess] [writer for @LifetimeTelly & @bestforfilm]