startup idea: pay me $5 and if the world is hit by asteroid i will erase your Twitter and facebook accounts.

@teresatothemax @charredlarvae i want to believe.

@charredlarvae i'm giving you bonus points.

@nickseam dude don't get me started. in Austin it's a battle

@charredlarvae don’t you take that tone with me young man!

@teresatothemax think positive missy and enjoy it.

@tedder42 aaawww how cute! :O

@chadlavi i don’t think that means what you think it means

@teresatothemax never seen okCupid, but then i’ve been married for 23 years next month.

@teresatothemax carno - thats a type of wine for red meat, :0

I actually got props today at work for doing a great job. So that’s nice.

@chadlavi @teresatothemax i just stated a factoid, never recommended it :)

@chadlavi originally mountain dew was made for whiskey. #factOtheDay

@chadlavi meh, we have rooms full of them

@tedder42 @dantsypants @nickseam @chadlavi @teresatothemax @torrez @patrickneville @joelhamill @darth fine :(

@chadlavi @patrickneville @dantsypants now thats a good handle and metal band name.

please stop with the harlem shakes. seriously.

@patrickneville \m/-

@patrickneville thats been my whole life!

@chadlavi or have more booze 'cos no one else is drinking it