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You know the point where everyone keeps saying youre wrong so you question yourself? Yeah those fuckers are still wrong.
Hey, Laser Lips! Your mother was a snow blower!
I pooped an entire chick pea out today. I think I need to chew better.
Fucking eye twitch. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck.
Fucks, I give a few, but then again too few to mention.
For fucks sake, its LOSE if you're losing weight. It's LOOSE when its your mom. Or mine for that matter. Or me. I'm totes a whore.
DEAR TWITTER BRO GIFT EXCHANGE BRO, I HAVE PLACED YOUR ITEMS IN THE MAIL AS OF TODAY. EXPECT 2 PACKAGES SOON. HEH HEH PACKAGES.
Human. I'm other things too, I'm sure. Oh, like a chimera! And throw in some velociraptor, please. Maybe some wombat, since I'm fucking adorable.