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To do: Butts
The superpower I want rotates based on my location and laziness level. Right now stretching so I can reach the floss.
Flooding my own Twitter feed and the floor of the bathroom. Woops.
The amount of nonsense shit that people spew that literally means nothing is astounding. What's worse is that people take it to heart.
Human. I'm other things too, I'm sure. Oh, like a chimera! And throw in some velociraptor, please. Maybe some wombat, since I'm fucking adorable.
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