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You won't be disappointed after looking at this picture. #CaseyAnthonyVerdict http://twitpic.com/5m696v
Another scenario: The entire White House staff performs "Hit 'Em Up" by Tupac Shakur. Starring Barack Obama as Tupac Shakur.
A picture worth 1000 tweets. #caseyanythonyverdict http://twitpic.com/5lpzoi
@realdonaldtrump Another very sad situation and disaster in its own right: your personality and hair.
Hey guys, now you can go back to being a dickface to your girlfriend for the next 365 days!
I like to fuck girls with a stutter and cum in their eyes before they finish saying "N-n-n-not in m-m-my eyes!".
You can't afford 4 more minutes in the tanning bed, my friend. RT @mittromney We can’t afford another four years like the last.
Before we date, I need to know your thoughts on movies, music, and the menu at Taco Bell. All equally important to me.
@billsimmons Fake Trade of the Day: Wes Johnson for a rack of basketballs and four bottles of Gatorade.
I follow a Saudi man on Instagram because he posts really funny, random pictures. I leave very USA!-themed comments. pic.twitter.com/aljq9zHS
Apparently you are too considering he didn't take you up on your $5 million offer. RT @realdonaldtrump "Obama is a terrible negotiator..."
Steve Jobs throws an iPad at Jesus, who is on a Blackberry like some kind of dickhead, and dryly says, "Heaven has a new CEO, motherfucker."
Home is where the pants aren't. And the couch is. And the Cheetos are. And over there is where I masturbate.
@kimkardashian Is that so you can see it while black dudes are climbing inside of your vagina, penis first?
I couldn't be friends with Magic Johnson because my only comebacks are "Fuck you!" and "Suck my dick!" and frankly, I don't want AIDS.
I'm like the funniest person I know. Vice President of Random Google Searches at my awful, crappy job. Lifetime Indiana Pacers fan & season ticket holder.
