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At any given moment in America, there's a guy in a Heat jersey filming a street fight on a camera phone while yelling "worldstar hip hop"
you ever gotten riled up before?
pretty cool thing about your body is that it stores tears and snot up in your face just in case you start crying at any moment
My iPhone icons quiver in fear as they wait to see which one gets the 'x'.
Church is like a TED talk without all the ideas.
2 semesters ago I read "wantonness" aloud in class as "won-ton ness" like Chinese food. I've thought about killing myself everyday since.
Hi I'm Dustin it's been 18 months since I've last snapped into a slim jim
There's already a board game for that new Battleship movie lol
Guys, don't forget the reason for the season! (the Earth's axial tilt)
officially DONE lending out my paper clipps to yuo guys because i never get them back
I think our country is pretty divided, politically. Just my take
2013 has been cold as h*ll so far RT if you agree, fave if you think I'm an idoit, keep scrolling if our world is just a computer simulation
just absolutely squealing in fhe bathroom in anger at the piss poor 4G LTE speeds im getting from at&t. I demand data so that i may browsE
Let me slip into something more comfortable *takes off bathrobe to reveal full back tattoo of Tim Allen*