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We are having burritos for dinner! Or in Vincent's language, "Greedos"
a cemetery but it's where all my unpublished drafts go to die
A restaurant review site that just features the disappointing places. It's called Welp,
i'm not saying i'm hormonal rn but a twitter troll asked me if i was even a mushroomhead fan and i almost cried irl ;) fellas ;)
I just want a German shep pup.
I don't text and drive cause I'm too busy picking my nose
a plumber pulled (& i quote) 'two rats' worth of hair out of my drain & seriously? is a rat a unit of drain-hair measure ? rude imo
Once a girl makes you jazz, she will always use sax as a weapon
new @hatebreed video for those who missed it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ur2hNZLynhQ# …!
Gay teen suicides are more common in politically conservative regions.
infinite fractal futons, unfolding & unfolding
My new vitamin water line comes out soon. It's called meat. I just a squeezed a bunch of meat juice into used vitamin water bottles.
I don't even like hotdogs
almost better than two people who don't realize they're best friends are two people who don't realize they should be dating
How you act behind your phone is the real you. What people see in person is just a good show...