We are having burritos for dinner! Or in Vincent's language, "Greedos"

@dustydonovan me too

@dustydonovan i watch movies where they go into stasis to go to some away world and I freak out! WHAT ABOUT THEIR FAMILIES ON EARTH?

a cemetery but it's where all my unpublished drafts go to die

A restaurant review site that just features the disappointing places. It's called Welp,

i'm not saying i'm hormonal rn but a twitter troll asked me if i was even a mushroomhead fan and i almost cried irl ;) fellas ;)

I just want a German shep pup.

I don't text and drive cause I'm too busy picking my nose

a plumber pulled (& i quote) 'two rats' worth of hair out of my drain & seriously? is a rat a unit of drain-hair measure ? rude imo

Once a girl makes you jazz, she will always use sax as a weapon

new @hatebreed video for those who missed it!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ur2hNZLynhQ# …!

Gay teen suicides are more common in politically conservative regions.

infinite fractal futons, unfolding & unfolding

Guys I wrote a song! wanna hear it? here it is! RT @got_a_girl: RT/pass around/do your thing: YOU and ME  http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=TIgE_EVK5Lw …

My new vitamin water line comes out soon. It's called meat. I just a squeezed a bunch of meat juice into used vitamin water bottles.

I don't even like hotdogs

almost better than two people who don't realize they're best friends are two people who don't realize they should be dating

NO DOUT IN MY MIND THAT @guyfieri CALLS IT A PECKER

Trust me; I'm a doctor. #lehighgrad pic.twitter.com/jo3M0M4Dp5

How you act behind your phone is the real you. What people see in person is just a good show...