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Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. #DwightSchrute #TheOffice
#GamerPickupLines You turn my software into hardware.
No Office tonight due to VP debate. Retweet if you would rather watch #TheOffice
#ILikeYouBecause False. I do not like you
#AntiJokeTuesday A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says nothing because its a duck.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
False. Lemonade also requires sugar and water.
#WordsThatDescribeMe Three words: Hard-working, Alpha-male, Jackhammer... Merciless... Insatiable
Regional Manager at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Branch, A.A.R.M., Beet Farmer, Aspiring Freelance Body Guard, Black Belt. Parody #DwightSchrute #TheOffice