Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I bet you didn't know girls can get boners? Yep, they get them right in their mouth.
if every kiss begins with "k." then i'm doin hella good w/ the ladies cuz that's all they ever text me
The best place and time to let out a ravaging air guitar solo is when everyone at church stares at the floor for 30 seconds.
If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don’t start the conversation, we won’t talk. If you don’t put in the effort, why should I?..
You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
To all my unfollowers.
I still love you.
I’m not mad at you.
If people close to you start dying…
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a fuck.
1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you. 4. You're welcome.