"Sandbagging" when a woman gets another woman drunk enough to sleep with her, making a temporary dyke. #Winnipeg

The "Ice Jam" is when you are engaged in sex and throw a Slurpee in your partner's face as they are climaxing. Aka the #Winnipeg facial.

Yells "Hey Hoe" at every woman he sees. #Winnipeg #fdv2013

Every single word in the Bible is true. It's only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.

Lives whole life in Winnipeg. Still complains about the weather everyday. #Winnipeg

Buys a 7-eleven coffee. To warm up after the Slurpee. #Winnipeg #7eleven

Runs out of windshield washer fluid. Sends girlfriend out at every stop for a handful of snow. #Winnipeg

Where does my beard end & my chest hair begin? That’s a sexy mystery for you to solve!

Laughs everytime he sees Backdoor Grooming on Ness. #Winnipeg

"@theforks: Lovely winter image of the Death Star and the Esplanade Riel. Happy Friday! pic.twitter.com/L6bMhJQv"

if all the #atheists left the #USA pic.twitter.com/xSznOI3h

I had unprotected sex and caught terrible case of children.

Strive to preserve our precious coral reefs, but know that my weekly shower sends about 40 lbs of nutrient-rich body hair into the ocean.

A condom brand called "I Kid You Not." BOOM. GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS.

Happy Birthday, Turkey Jesus!!!!!

Oh, all you have is non dairy creamer? You know what I think I'll just go ahead and scrape dandruff of off your dog into my coffee

what? RT @chickfila brrr! It's windy! Warm up with our medium roast coffee while God punishes the East coast aka Sodom and Gomorrah.

12 string guitars only have 6 extra strings, but they're 85 TIMES as likely to be used in a song about wizards.

The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds.

@newfiescumbag Shovels out me on-street parking spot, arsehole next door steals it #townieproblems