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Every single word in the Bible is true. It's only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.
Where does my beard end & my chest hair begin? That’s a sexy mystery for you to solve!
I had unprotected sex and caught terrible case of children.
Strive to preserve our precious coral reefs, but know that my weekly shower sends about 40 lbs of nutrient-rich body hair into the ocean.
A condom brand called "I Kid You Not." BOOM. GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS.
Happy Birthday, Turkey Jesus!!!!!
Oh, all you have is non dairy creamer? You know what I think I'll just go ahead and scrape dandruff of off your dog into my coffee
12 string guitars only have 6 extra strings, but they're 85 TIMES as likely to be used in a song about wizards.
The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds.
Nutrition researcher, Newfoundlander, Godless Heathen.