Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't need to drink to have Fun but it is Absolutely Crucial for me to drink to forget all that Fun. that I now regret.
when I get home from the grocery store beer goes in the fridge first. does milk even need to be cold?
all my shorts are boy shorts.
Took apart the fan like I know what I'm doing but really I like destroying things. Like friendships, relationships, pirate ships.
Nothing stresses me more than that moment I HAVE to put my phone down because I need Two Hands to toothpaste my toothbrush
Real Men have Read Receipts Enabled.
Rabbit: Chicken of the Prairie
All Czechs are Republicans.
This sums up our entire relationship:
me:"target doesn't carry my shaving cream anymore!!!"
her:"you've been looking at facewash for 10 min"
Gladiator 2: Can Russell Swing a Sword or What!?
Hi! Do you KNOW Jim Donnelly?!
Sure IN THEORY y2k was supposed to be a disaster but it took 8 years IRL for banks to lose your money.
And this: "finally true bipartisanship based on the words of our president, beyond creed, class, color: everyone hates kanye"
Hrm. The Cowboys best punt blocker is extremely expensive, object of lust among fanboys and... Inhuman.