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LMAO *rutos* RT @ramzzy_: LMAO!!! ----> "Did you know there are 30 kinds of shit? http://sulz.wordpress.com/2007/02/07/do-you-know-there-are-30-kinds-of-shit/ … "
Mum: *calls* Hi, you home? Me: No, am on my mentions. This twitter thing will render me homeless one day.
High school girls and kanges though. The free rides and fingering in javs, SMH
The CCTV cams at the haileselassie/uhuru highway roundabout helped catch some fool who hit my jirani on moi ave and left him for dead.
Great read "@gitweeta: #WestgateAttack: The Kenya That Wont Be Cowed via Telegraph http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/kenya/10328465/Nairobi-attack-The-Kenya-that-wont-be-cowed.html …"
Why buy a newspaper at sixty bob while you can buy 40MBs at fifty and get to read The Standard, DN, E.African and watch a clip of porn?
But Dr. Hon Margaret Wanjiru has enough degrees..... From Inoorero University
I've shook alot of hands today and now my gf is too tired for me.
I think I've just unlocked a new Zone, 'Naweza come leo Zone.'. She's been telling me naweza come leo for a month now. :(
Let me go wash the dishes, its not like Lencer will let me touch her boobs or Boss give me head. :(