#gop2016slogans "we got your back! Unless you are a woman, black, Latino, not-a-Christian, gay, or a 'poor person'."

Just laughed to myself for a good 10 minutes while reading @robdelaney quotes and now my roommate thinks I'm laughing at her #awkward

If you don't follow @robdelaney yet, what the hell are you even doing with your life?

To whoever tried to take off the Obama sticker on may car - good try but it's still hanging on. & I have 3 more coming in the mail #suckit

I wish my job this summer could be watch LOTR.

Nothing like spending $500+ on books and getting $60 back 💜😍👍👌

Aaron just taking a quick cocaine break.

no, your article on 'traditional' marriage does not have 'valid' points against marriage equality & you sound like a homophobic idiot

Voucher programs are BAD NO NO NO NO NO #MUDebate

Oh, I'm so sorry you think gay marriage is a sin, I didn't realize the bible is part of the constitution.

"I use to work at Taco Bell. The best part of working there is getting free...diarrhea"

I fucking hate shoot outs. #stillloveyoublues

@willlllywonka You're a republican that is pro-gun and pro-death penalty, that makes sense you call yourself pro-life too.

'haters' dont want to be like you, i promise. they genuinely hate you. #truestory

Mrs Weasley is trending Albus Severus Potter is trending Mischief Managed is trending im glad the twitter world is on the #harrypotterboat

@jalairemusgrave @ashlynnlaspe13 @astaff14 @dfp4l @whatitisjaackie @abigailvanconia @niffows @bskeezie @marykatestewart miss you guys! #swag