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A reversible bikini....now why would I want to do that?
On another note...my liver just sucker-punched my kidneys and told them to WORK FASTER, there's two of you!
Tweet like my battery widget isn't on RED!!!
If I put on my short plaid skirt and kneesocks... will you help me with my homework?
Amazing how the pain dissipates when the backboard and C-collar come out of the rig... #myEMSday
I asked him if I look hot in this black lace/leather with a side of textbook.
I'm drinking it like I stole it !
Favstar...get the fuck out...who knew !!!
I just polished my boots, bring on the Zombie Apocalypse... #myEMSday
Maybe if I vajazzled my BF would get confused with all the lights and call the tower to be re-routed # sexwithapilot
You laughed...but that tin-foil hat will come in pretty handy tomorrow !
Being a student...#livinlavidabroka
Let me pull this calculator out of my ass...whadyu mean they're not allowed on the test...#FML
The words on the page...they haunt me
Mind like a steel beer can...that is what beer cans are made of, right?
The only job where you sleep with men, but you don't get to SLEEP with them #FML
I'm so tired I'll need bread crumbs to find my way back.
Sexy bitch in shiny black steel toed boots...making it all up as I fly by the seat of my pants playing EMT, disguised as a student nurse.