what kinda prize is a hashtag though... I've seen so many people be hashtag-winning

you mean to say unicorns are not made from some kinda universal mealies, neither do they have corns?
I'm really lost...

if you have a glass phone, don't call stoners.
this iPhone is ruining my life...

imagine heaven is like a big ass HipHop concert stage,
...a platinum mic, sick beat and 1 instruction:
SAY EVERYTHING!
cc @dylaneasylife

did you see that? I just spotted two ninjas.
NO ONE, EVER!

I'm not superstitious but I get really excited when my knuckles get itchy

when I get my dough, I'm starting a bakery... fuck you if you took this tweet literally! 

#idonthavetimefor you if you's a watchtower, stay very clear of my doorstep

I hope my tweets are the normal font size

maybe I should've named my puppy Karma.... cause you know, she's a bitch

so maybe Osama is partying hard with his 12 mermaid virgins as we speak... it's going down UNDER DA SEA!

if I don't wake up dead Imma wake up "normal"
it's midnight and I'm hungry & sleepy (0_•)

... IT IS TRUE WHAT I SAY, listen up closely to what I say young'ay/
#Nator EQ

wow flip, that was a great meal...

but now I can't move.

I'm the only one who's normal... yet they all call me crazy *smh*

forgive me father, I just really had the urge to hand out harmonicas to the nuns 

#ThingsNotToDoOnPublicTransportation
-playing music without earphones

people who piss me off just mysteriously wind up dead... this is a big concern officer. ~Me, probably

Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you.- Ichigo Kurosaki

==>> “@frankoceaan: Don't call me "bae", "baby", "babe", or "love" unless I’m the only one you're calling that.”