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"10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve jobs...Now we got no Hope, no Cash, and no Jobs!!!"
Lovin the cool, sunny weather here in sofla, no place I'd rather be..unfortunately that's how all the US and half of Canada feels as well.
Gangbangs give an entirely new meaning to the the phrase "One in the hand is better than two in the bush"
If seeing is believing, why are there religious people?
Customer service lines are the only time people give you stuff for talking shit about them.
The Bible makes a lot more sense when you substitute "holy spirit" w/ "magic mushrooms" e.g. Moses filled w/ the __ sees talkin,burning bush
Have you ever gotten so stoned you were talking to someone and felt like they could peer inside your soul?
Every time you buy some pants they should put what size the pants will be after they shrink 2 sizes after washing them in hot water.
"I'll show those fuckers to name their region "the Bible Belt" - God