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Didn't have access to twitter earlier so I started following some random person around telling them about my sex life & showing them my arse
You people who have locked Twitter accounts, do you keep your monopoly money in a safe too?
"What do we want?" "Less pedants" "When do we want it?" "FEWER"
The difference between being complimented or offended by male attention, is how attractive they are.
When my kid is old enough to ask about how he was made I'll tell him the truth.
"Not enough lube for a butt fuck"
Guys if your girl won't try anal you may just need a better lube.
Start gently with a couple of pairs of shoes and progess to a handbag.
We haven't let kids stop us from doing anything we used to do. We still do the same stuff, it's just ruined.
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Xanex: Worrier Princess.
The first rule of anagram club is baffling, treacherous altruism.
Tomorrow is the date that sound engineers have been waiting for all century.
When a friend confessed she enjoyed anal, I delightedly told her I too loved being fucked up the arse. Turns out she likes making lists.
Are you aware it's National Awareness awareness day? Anything you can do to raise awareness of awareness will help people to be more aware.
Three stages of a relationship: 1)pretend to like their music. 2)pretend to like their friends. 3)pretend to like them.