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Me and all my Italian relatives went to Olive Garden for a nice authentic Italian meal. We murdered the kitchen staff and made it ourselves.
Twitter releases typical user profile:
1. Rarely wears pants
2. Bacon eater
3. Alcoholic
4. coffee addict
5. poop obsessed
1. Rarely wears pants
2. Bacon eater
3. Alcoholic
4. coffee addict
5. poop obsessed
Obama is DOING nothing about this Yemen thing. If this was Bush, a man of action, he would have sent a clear message and invaded Indonesia.
I'm not gonna try to be funny today. How will you be able to tell from every other day you ask? oh, screw you, bitches.
Let's get one thing straight. Everyone is a whore. It's just that most of us are not street walkers.
Happy Zero Awareness day! No colors or ribbons to worry about. Just stick your head back in the sand.
Just made the bed and emptied the dishwasher. And I'm house broken too. Still working on quitting the leg hump thing.
The silver lining of flu season is that the widespread use of Purell in the workplace masks my alcohol breath.
"I farted" "I burped" "I sneezed" etc does not make a good tweet. But by adding the words "at the same time", then you're onto something.
I was going to unsubscribe to all the auto-emails I get but staring at an empty in-box might mean I'm a loser.
does anyone else get embarrassed beyond belief when one of your tweets gets a star and after you notice a misspelling?
For all you people who get depressed around the holidays, just drive past a Boston Market around 4pm on Thanksgiving.
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