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Ah great! Another shirt with man cum all over it. This is why I have a list people! Related: going to need another note pad.
All I want is an insane FUCK FEST! But my BF just wants to cuddle n talk about feelings. Fucken pussy! What a gay....meh!
I keep finding bags of drugs everywhere. Unfortunately they all empty. Ooo...except for this one! Score!
I just had sex!
So fucked can't fuckus!
I breath deeply...with my nostrils!
"It is not a habit, It is cool. I feel alive! Im not an addict...my that's a lie"
Don't do booze do drugs! They make you thin!
Whaaaat? You have to pay on FavStar to sign up for Trophies & TOTD's! Meh...I don't need to reassure my awesomeness at all actually!
Really...if u don't have something insanely, ridiculously witty n filthy to say. Spare me with your fucking 'Goodnight. Sleep tight' Tweets!
God! I wish my vagina would stop bleeding already. Related...all you fuckers can chill, none of you are farther's this month, at least!
Of course I have a fucking Bible. It's the best thing to paint my nails on! Dah!
I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.
Drugs. Sex. Booze. Prescription medication (obviously not prescribed) best feeling of numb. EVER!
A bottle of vino and several Pharmaceuticals are going down so well right now!
I just read 'Sniff. Sniff' on FaceBook. I doubt it means what I think it means. That's why I love this place!
I wonder what it felt like when Edward stuck his ice cold Vampire dick into Bells's warm, human vag? Much like a speculum I'd imagine.
Live life in the fast lane! Love thrilling spontaneous moments! Try everything once!
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