Fuck that asking other tweeters for help getting my follower count to 1000 I do it the hard way by standing on a street corner with a sign

Sometimes I just stand on a street corner and clap at random people as they walk by

it licks the pussy or else it gets the hose again

I do *Jazz Hands* intermittently thru out the day cuz they are sadly underused in day to day real life situations

Just unfollowed someone with 572,243 followers...think I got a slight buzz

I miss the days of dandelion wishes

(Psst don't be alarmed but I am almost certain favstar is selling our tweets to the government...or aliens) o.O

I ONLY star tweets I like find funny or relate to in some way...so if you are in the star game racket go play your fkn star games elsewhere

i am so awesome my awesomeness proceeds me then trips over a homeless dude someone just pissed on

The best thing about going to *favstar* is everytime i go there it feels like i am opening PRESENTS! and I adore presents so Thank You ALL!

I will just be in the corner now coloring pretty pictures O.o...tap me on the head if you need me for anything

ItsWeirdWhenPeopleWhoAren'tFollowingUFavOneOfYourTweetsCuzIFeelLikeIWantToFollowThemButMaybeTheyJustLikedThatOneTweet&DontWantMeToFollowThem

& Since I am in a meepy mushy sentimental mood (not unusual ha) i'd like to give a heartfelt Thank YOU to the few out there who *Fav* me :D

I am going to only eat various forms of ice cream from now on...i've never heard of an E. Coli ice cream breakout O.o

get back to me when your face settles

its sad we live in a world where trust & child-like joy are not the norm...but instead are trampled on twisted crushed & destroyed

brb....need a beverage...will try to not walk into any walls this time on my lil journey

If I had a Mango some leggos ductape & a piece of gum I woud really be enjoying that juicy fkn Mango

Some1 I follow who doesn't follow me back said lots of people bitch about people not followin back I dont bitch about it I just like 2 laugh

Sooo ya have to buy the fuckin stupidass "Bonus Features" in order to give pretty sparkly star trophies? rich fuckers smh