Every day. http://t.co/ZKSL3Gi

@criticalbrit Space Marines never surrender because they can't raise their arms that high.

Swedish, a brief introduction pic.twitter.com/jOGZjVp4vG

Avengers movie poster with gender stereotypes inverted: http://t.co/6SMKpva9 and http://t.co/YXnS5zyA

I hate the manufactured "you must have a diamond wedding ring!" tradition.

bonerdude420 sounds like a person I'd trust with responsibilities.

"No fascism in Greece"? Look, they have Nazis in their parliament. Actual Nazis.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dawn_(Greece) …

@frankentan Det är OFANTLIGT många som inte har en ANING om att man inte får lov att spara pengar om man går på soc.

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. Then I took a punch to the face.

Bitcoin: converting electricity into monopoly money.

The TSA is nothing more than a large-scale Milgram experiment apparently.

I've been using this quote a lot lately. "If you’re not paying for it, you’re not the customer; you are the product being sold."

"Steam has truly solved the issue of piracy: instead of me not paying for games that I want, Steam has me paying for games I don't want."

Meta: Googling for stuff that's gone from the internet leads to a forum post with me complaining that it's gone from the internet.

@joshhelfferich say ”computer, end simulation” out loud.

You never know.

What the heck, American media. Can't you act like adults?  http://beforeitsnews.com/media/2013/05/cnn-anchors-pretend-theyre-having-a-satellite-interview-even-though-theyre-in-the-same-parking-lot-2456012.html?utm_term=http%3A%2F%2Fb4in.info%2Fp3y4&utm_content=awesm-fbshare-small&utm_campaign&utm_source=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2F&utm_medium=facebook-post …

Skämtet är komplett: Almqvist flyttade till ett land som inte gillar invandrare.

"He added that in his 15 years in the administration, this was the first time cheese had caught fire on Norwegian roads."

This HAS to be a practical joke on the guy modelling it.  http://i47.tinypic.com/331oq6q.jpg 

Please. Say it's so.

"This Cake was given to an angry Republican at my cousins job this morning."  http://i.imgur.com/YZhBO.png