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The KKK. Whether we're talking about Kourtney, Khloe, Kim or the Klan, the motto is the same: fuck black guys.
Gotta hand it to babies, because their stupid little arms cant reach anything.
Asked this little kid what he did today and he said "colored."
I punched him in his racist little mouth.
I just saw a butterfly with a tattoo of a slut!
I always thought it took a penis & vagina to make a baby, so it's weird I came from 2 assholes.
Never drink too much whiskey then try and have sex. I just learned that the soft way.
Trying to have make-up sex but the lipstick keeps breaking off inside me.
I'm for gay marriage but against rainbows. I don't know what to do.
About to have a threesome!
I'm 1/3 done arranging it.
A good rule of thumb is that your penis should be bigger than one.
Death is like a box of chocolates. (I have diabetes)
Fedoras are just lids to canisters of douche.
When my ex dies, you can read about it in the ho/bitchuaries.
I hate that we live in a culture that just forced me to say "a kitten I follow on Instagram."
Shirt sizes for Kardashians:
(S)- Khloe's dick
My friend shotgunned a beer and everyone high-fived him, so I shotgunned my friend and I just went to jail.
I just want to be included.
A B C D E F G H I JK I'm not gonna do the whole alphabet.
It's not rape if you scream "Surprise!" right before.
Apples I don't have to peel to eat, oranges I do. BOOM, COMPARED.