I shit you not, there is a weave on the floor of hurontatio and dundas

The real world is available tally wick because they have 4 legit chicks, but now there a black chick so 3 legit chicks

Texted Andrew a happy birthday, doesn't respond but retweets everyone else. We used to be friends, a long time ago

You are a piece of meat, i wish I didn't eat - @zedd clarity

Girls tweet their flaws but try to sound sweet about them." I get jealous because I care about you" still means your a crazy bitch

11:11 make a wi.... shit 11:12 never mind, continue reading your tweets..

Taking in utm is crazy short, like I'm above average height

Can I put my family in your minivan ? #FamilyDayPickUpLines

@frannycakess93 because I wanted a good phone ?

The only way to finish reading week is to go to the @swedishousemfia Toronto February 23 !

I'm getting so wasted tomorrow - girl who just bought 2 bottles of vexx

Any tweet after 3 am is really just a " look how cool I am for being up this late" type of tweet

I think of my best tweets at night. But I think no one will read them this late so ill save them for tomorrow, then I forget.

First thing I do with my new tablet? Got pokemon on it obvs

Let's see how waking up in 5 hours is gonna work

@andypants14 because your a pussy

Where can I buy lactose-free mac and cheese?

If you date a guy online for 10 years without meeting, you honestly deserve the situation your in

Guys that say they think girls look better without make-up has never seen one in the morning

@myeverything_jb snooze, your 9 and 3 quarters