@EdgellACE's (ACE in your hole) most faved Tweets...
Umm, I thinks this chick is wearing an "airplane" skirt, because if she bends over, everyone is going to see the cockpit.
In HS I told my mom I got a tattoo of a bunny on my ass. When she noted my bare cheek I told her the bunny must have went in the hole. #true
Is it wrong to adjust your boobs in public? I think I'm doing a good deed, because who wants to see lopsided boobs?!
I swear my siblings should have been squirted on my mothers thigh.
Just realized my hair is as appealing as a call girls beaver today. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, there is no way I can compete against a beaver
I hand out stars like head cheerleaders give out blow jobs... Yeah, that many!
If you fuck up a home pregnancy test by not peeing on a stick the correct way, I hope you're not pregnant. Otherwise, that child is doomed.
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"You and your sisters are nothing but deep throat whores"... Shit MY dad said.
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Things that have 2 exist but I have never actually seen... a baby midget, a happily married couple & a non-trashy person living in a trailer
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I'm the type of girl your mom warns you about.

I'm the type of girl your dad always wanted instead of your mom.
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My banana eating skills bring all the boys to their knees.
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Me: U have no couth

Her: I do 2 have a couth

Me: No U don't

Her: YES I DO! I'll pull my pants down 2 prove it!

Me: Thats a c ...
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I would so cock punch boys/men in skinny jeans, but that would require them having a cock first.

CUNT PUNCH IT IS!
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I declare today as National Take Off Your Bra & Fling it at a Motherfucker Day.

Bitches can thank me later.
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Starring tweets is the equivalent of a virtual blowjob to the tweeter.
I don't think I could work in a nursing home, I can't imagine walking in on a gumjob.
Parents, if your kid knows all about Hannah Montana, but doesn't have a fucking clue about Sesame Street, I'd say you failed.
Eating my Chinese the American way, with a fork. Kung Pow that motherfuckers!
Rather then say queef anymore, I'm gonna go for a more respectable phrase like coochie bomb.
I know my ABC's...

Acetaminophen,
Bacon,
Cock,

Next time just fucking get them for me!
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