@EdgellACE's (ACE in your hole) most faved Tweets...
Umm, I thinks this chick is wearing an "airplane" skirt, because if she bends over, everyone is going to see the cockpit.
In HS I told my mom I got a tattoo of a bunny on my ass. When she noted my bare cheek I told her the bunny must have went in the hole. #true
Is it wrong to adjust your boobs in public? I think I'm doing a good deed, because who wants to see lopsided boobs?!
Just realized my hair is as appealing as a call girls beaver today. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, there is no way I can compete against a beaver
If you fuck up a home pregnancy test by not peeing on a stick the correct way, I hope you're not pregnant. Otherwise, that child is doomed.
Things that have 2 exist but I have never actually seen... a baby midget, a happily married couple & a non-trashy person living in a trailer
I'm the type of girl your mom warns you about.
I'm the type of girl your dad always wanted instead of your mom.
I'm the type of girl your dad always wanted instead of your mom.
Me: U have no couth
Her: I do 2 have a couth
Me: No U don't
Her: YES I DO! I'll pull my pants down 2 prove it!
Me: Thats a c ...
Her: I do 2 have a couth
Me: No U don't
Her: YES I DO! I'll pull my pants down 2 prove it!
Me: Thats a c ...
I would so cock punch boys/men in skinny jeans, but that would require them having a cock first.
CUNT PUNCH IT IS!
CUNT PUNCH IT IS!
I declare today as National Take Off Your Bra & Fling it at a Motherfucker Day.
Bitches can thank me later.
Bitches can thank me later.
Parents, if your kid knows all about Hannah Montana, but doesn't have a fucking clue about Sesame Street, I'd say you failed.
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