Obama has gone from Hitler to Nixon with Republicans. At least he's making progress.

Anyone who isn't embarrassed of who they were last year probably isn't learning enough.

Google to map trails in Canadian national parks:  http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/google-to-map-trails-in-canadian-national-parks-1.1242008 … @ctvnews

I just hope we can all find a way to use this terrible tragedy to advance our own personal political agenda.

Even a broken clock is right more often than Michele Bachmann

I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, wishing she'd stop moaning about tall people and enjoy the concert.

This week we will be honouring the Pope's commitment to the poor by taking a collection in aid of some poor banks.

It’s interesting that people are thanking God for curing HIV when, according to their same religious beliefs, he created it.

Obama concludes press conference: "Live long, prosper, and may the force be with you." #jedimindmeld

OMG, a preschool boy asked Obama "are you our teacher?"  http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/obama-bores-preschoolers …

Did you ever think you would see the majority of people signing off on potentially being assassinated? This is insane.

Shorter Lance Armstrong: "I'm just so very, very sorry I didn't get away with it." #LiveWrong #LieStrong #Doprah

Greetings kind sir! I am a prince majesty of Nigeria, I come to you with a proposition business. I am in possession trillion-dollar coin...

Billy Connolly recalls his favourite stage direction: "He enters the room wearing an expression that suggests he has a cousin in Canada"

Must be so hard getting 2 sides to agree, compared with my usual 27. > RT @barackobama: "We've got to get this done."

Since the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary school on December 14th, 120 people have been killed by guns across the nation.

"Any #photographer who says he’s not a voyeur is either stupid or a liar." --Helmut Newton

Irishman walks into a bar. He doesn't say anything stupid. Turns out it's Ernest T. S. Walton, winner of the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics.