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I have goals. One of them is to finish the book I started the day before I discovered Twitter.
When my son was 9, I gave him $1 to tell the doctor he thought he had reptile disfunction. #true #HeThoughtThatsWhatTheCommercialSaid
And yes, When I see football players in a huddle on tv, I do think there is a chance they are talking about me.
I'm convinced that my son can only make friends that don't have an indoor voice.
I bet the people who get lots of RTs and Faves reread their tweets before they hit the send button.
My Tweets make me laugh.
No one ever got me a 'Congrats On Your Teen Pregnancy' cake.
If your too young to know what a rotary phone is-Please don't DM me!! Makes me feel dirty.
I'm drinking alone in the dark while tweeting strange men. Could do worse,
( . Y . ) Oooops! I dropped my towel!
Every year I celebrate the birth of a very special boy that changed the world for good--Sir Isaac Newton--December 25, 1642
You know you're getting old when even spunk gives u heartburn.
Reason why my Hubby can't return his due library books-"They've already seen me in this outfit." Thinking I should've turned GLEE off sooner
I'm pretty sure my sex drive have driven away. If it passes by, please send it back.
I'm so tired, but the tweets keep coming & coming.
It's never gonna end. There's always someone awake with something to say. STOP! PLEASE!
Went to facebook and suddenly like ten people signed on, I had no choice but to cut and run.
You are so awesomely gorgeous. Yes, I'm talking to you and you *points over there* and you. I love my Tweeple.
Sometimes when the mind won't work, the best thing to do is sit back and retweet.
And yes, When I see football players in a huddle on tv, I do think there's a chance they are talking about me.