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And yes, When I see football players in a huddle on tv, I do think there is a chance they are talking about me.
When my son was 9, I gave him $1 to tell the doctor he thought he had reptile disfunction. #true #HeThoughtThatsWhatTheCommercialSaid
I'm convinced that my son can only make friends that don't have an indoor voice.
No one ever got me a 'Congrats On Your Teen Pregnancy' cake.
I bet the people who get lots of RTs and Faves reread their tweets before they hit the send button.
My Tweets make me laugh.
I'm drinking alone in the dark while tweeting strange men. Could do worse,
If your too young to know what a rotary phone is-Please don't DM me!! Makes me feel dirty.
( . Y . ) Oooops! I dropped my towel!
You know you're getting old when even spunk gives u heartburn.
Every year I celebrate the birth of a very special boy that changed the world for good--Sir Isaac Newton--December 25, 1642
I'm pretty sure my sex drive have driven away. If it passes by, please send it back.
I went for a ride on my lunch break to cool down after an altercation at work and never went back. It's been 28 years and I'm still mad.
Reason why my Hubby can't return his due library books-"They've already seen me in this outfit." Thinking I should've turned GLEE off sooner
You are so awesomely gorgeous. Yes, I'm talking to you and you *points over there* and you. I love my Tweeple.
I'm so tired, but the tweets keep coming & coming.
It's never gonna end. There's always someone awake with something to say. STOP! PLEASE!
And yes, when I see football players in a huddle on tv, I do think there's a chance they are talking about me.
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