Monads: part of the solution. http://t.co/JXVmtnRd

Can someone tell me: how many tulip bulbs is a bitcoin worth these days?

"Software engineers would rather write code that writes code than write code." --Mark Twain cc/@wildsar

OH: "The thing about using a time machine to kill Hitler: if you fuck that up, now Hitler has a time machine." @danadanger

There needs to be some sort of post-modern atheist Santa-like character who only gives presents to the good people who don't believe in her.

@xc I only travel down market carried in a litter.

@greenberg @mrm You forgot to end that with #JoinTheFlock.

.@hoffm @danadanger @shu "The Weasel's Contrapositive" is totally going to be the name of my nerd-core punk rock band.

I just opted out of the #PornoScan at #SFO. Grope factor: very low. Friendliness factor (non-creepy): high.

Please everyone, don't burn down the city. #GiantsWin

Apparently JavaScript programmers use monads to simplify reasoning about asynchronous code written in CPS, they just don't use those words.

@danadanger @jxinsight @capotej http://t.co/gpCGJU5e

I just finished reading a mini-tutorial on Ruby and am already horrified by how many TERRIBLE ideas are in that language.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

"Git is the new usenet."

.@jakedonham That's an amazing paper. IMO, the impact of defunctionalization alone has yet to be fully felt.

@sampullara I'm not sure which was more fascinating: the interview, or watching your face slowly get redder over time.

PSA: The Kindle version of American Gods by @neilhimself is $1.99 today ( http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004YW4L5K/ref=amb_link_375220522_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=0ZEF4NT6421DBYCCF0B3&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1536388842&pf_rd_i=1000677541 …). That book is fantastic.

@shu Try rinsing with olive oil or heavy cream or rubbing alcohol. My understanding is that capsaicin is fat/alcohol soluble.

@kristinec @finkel Likewise.