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blobert
Damn, that ass is smokin'! Good thing it was large enough to survive re-entry.

#putdownpickuplines
@blobert
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nick
Hulu thinks I smoke. Hulu's removing The Daily Show. Hulu's about to be right.
@nick
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OverlandParker
Before you go thinking I'm white trash maybe I should remind you that there's wine inside this styrofoam cup.
@OverlandParker
MrBigFists
DAMN GIRL! I don't know what's hotter, your buns or your rolls. #putdownpickuplines.
@MrBigFists
essdogg
If you think males have made progress as a species since the monkey days, I submit the Axe line of products as proof to the contrary.
@essdogg
3hoss
No matter what your politics, I think we'd all like to see an elephant having sex with a donkey.
@3hoss
blondediva11
If you can literally "cut the mustard," I'm declaring your super power.
@blondediva11
katefeetie
You guys. My parents just tried to explain Twitter to me.
@katefeetie
califmom
Husband fell asleep flashing the nurses' station his money shot.
@califmom
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Milo_Bloom
The Salvation Army band played / and the children drank lemonade / if you know what song this is from / you're probably close to my age
@Milo_Bloom
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lolamirabella
Home sweet sweet home with the whole weekend and endless possibility ahead...magnificent
@lolamirabella
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wifeoftj
My two bitches are S and M.

What?

My dogs' names are Sophie and Maggie.
@wifeoftj
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goldengateblond
It never stops being true: Good friends are life's reward for not being an asshole.
@goldengateblond
sandwichpolice
My sister is drawing a woman that looks like Cathy. Only with worse tits. If you can imagine!
@sandwichpolice
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vmarinelli
"DAMN, there are some cute pregnant ladies at this playground." If there is a God, I didn't just say that out loud.
@vmarinelli
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blobert
My price check brings all the clerks to the front.
@blobert
davio1962
My foot hurts and I'm walking with a noticeable limp and I'm a little concerned about the glue factory truck parked out front.
@davio1962
NotHot
This girl really likes the boobs.

Not that it's a bad thing.
@NotHot
ruthakers
2's swim coach said she's making progress and finds she's most successful on her back.

Took every ounce of restraint not to say "So am I!"
@ruthakers
crispycracka
The drug test for my new job required me to sign a form giving up custody rights to my pee. I hope they still allow visitation.
@crispycracka
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