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She's a GREAT follow. RT @thesearedays Well, here's sort of a mind-blower about yours truly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cPWhA_bZLk
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I guess it's pretty bad when even the automatic toilet realizes that it's time for a courtesy flush.
Why am I here? What does it all mean?
I ponder these things.
Then I leave the bodega, vowing to someday learn Spanish.
I ponder these things.
Then I leave the bodega, vowing to someday learn Spanish.
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When forced to apologize, the use of air quotes around the word "sorry" can make an otherwise unpleasant task seem oddly satisfying.
I'm not sure which episode of CHiPs this is, but a scene with Ponch & some foxy ladies on roller skates feels imminent.
Punxsutawney Phil? Gobbler's Knob?
Really? Whatever.
It's not like *I* give a rodent's rear end.
Imma get drunk & watch CHiPs.
Gopher out.
Really? Whatever.
It's not like *I* give a rodent's rear end.
Imma get drunk & watch CHiPs.
Gopher out.
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"Honey, I think I've lost weight!"
"Turn around, I think I found it!"
The perpetual couch sleeper strikes again.
"Turn around, I think I found it!"
The perpetual couch sleeper strikes again.
"No problem report, no fix." - Sign hung by Bob, the IT guy.
"Know Bob, no fix." - Sign hung below it by someone who's AWESOME.
"Know Bob, no fix." - Sign hung below it by someone who's AWESOME.
"DUDE, YOU ARE *KILLING* ME! LET ME DRIVE THE MOUSE, OR WE'LL BE HERE ALL FREAKING DAY!"
Welcome to my inner dialog.
Welcome to my inner dialog.
Anyone who thinks that I'm unable to properly use semicolons just because I write code all day is sorely mistaken;
Strippers, he thought. Content that will get mom to unfollow me on Twitter. Wait. Nun strippers. The plan was perfect.
I'd like to warn all the young men who'll be in Vancouver for the Winter Games about a very real threat: Vancougars.
I think it's OK to give fake money to strippers with fake boobs.
I'm sure God agrees, but I'm going to ask Sister Mary.
She's on stage next.
I'm sure God agrees, but I'm going to ask Sister Mary.
She's on stage next.
"Do you remember the name of that château we saw in Paris? The one with the TINY stairs?"
"The Napoleon complex? Sorry."
"Sorry, indeed."
"The Napoleon complex? Sorry."
"Sorry, indeed."
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