"How many girls from M.V.H.S does it take to drink a beer? None, cause they're all pregnant. *Finishes King Cobra*" - @senoralecs

Who needs San Antonio? #OurFridays #WeDoItBIG @senoralecs @el_viernez @mannythekid http://t.co/mCjWoIvn

@_jocelynebabes my coworker said you stood there after you paid for gas, scoping me out. I don't blame you. I have that effect on women.

Jenni Rivera's plane crashed cause Marquez knocked the pilot the fuck out. #WinoHumor

@yoopapi_ I'm tired of seeing your fucking bitch ass face

@3_lisaa @allthingsadrian let me swim in your pool of achievements & success & dry myself with the warmth of your beauty ;(

BLOCKED @javiistime

@adriano_tv http://t.co/A3gS8EeY

#Tragedy http://t.co/bxDedoVa

Here's a good one; Kendrick Lamar walks into a bar, and starts watching Game of Thrones.

@_alexplosion Knicks 6. Heat 4. Bulls 6. Spurs 5. Okc 6. Gs 7. Clippers 6. Indiana 7. #CountOnOmar

@whoismgmt I KNOW YOU SEE MY DISTINCTIVE AVI. CHOOSE MY ESSAY OF JAPANESE MEXICAN HISTORY ON HOW THEY WERE HEAVILY DISCRIMINATED

@senoralecs Your insults are softer than Manny's emotions.

Urs In my mouth ): RT "@l_oopz: *smaller "@sweetlove_joyce: I wish I had big tits -.-""

@3_lisaa @suzetteloca cause I'm maad attractive. Love me all day & night long! #HomeAloneSwag

LOL @ ALL U COLLEGE STUDENTS WATCHING THE DEBATE. U GUYS DON'T KNOW SHIT QUIT PLAYING. YOU'RE OBAMA BIASED WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING ANYTHING

@_lorenachanel You & your sister have a booty. #HonestyHour #DontHateMeCauseICheckYouOut #VeryPrettyBothOfYous

@3_lisaa @adrianocalipso $15 for 15 min. or $25 for half an hr. Whatcha want lisa? ;(

@korinaabitess I re-tweeted you! Where's my DM? :(

Portugal is dirty. Like their women.