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I’m not saying you’re a whore. I’m merely pointing out your high school classmates voted you most likely to choke to death on a condom.
that's right, if you stare directly into my eyes I will destroy you and also be careful driving in this weather grandpa, love you
Doc mcstuffins the musical is why many moms drink before noon, probably
When I get out of the house on time to go to work I dump some Gatorade over my own head to celebrate
Y’all are bunches of idiots.
Your play time is my drunk time on twitter.
There's $287.23 and this meatball sub in it for anyone willing to trade places with me for the winter.
My family probably won't even notice.
I'd rather cope than have hope.
I Googled JustCallMefrank.
I'm happy to say that we're in a good relationship that nobody is going to destroy.
I don't care what she say.
Julie Andrews, a personal fav!! is one of the most talented and classiest acts Hollywood has ever shown us.
We like to pretend this all means something, because something has to mean something, so why not this.
Forgot to care.
It was the damnedest thing.
We met on twitter is the new "we met at a bar." And "we met at a tweet up" is the new "I have herpes."
The only thing that could make my life any worse would be if everyone around me broke out into song and dance throughout the day.
Good luck trying to stifle a sneeze when you have a mouth full of cookies.
Maybe someone has to save your life before you truly understand compassion. The question is, who will want to?
Draw my life and knock it off.
You've done enough on twitter.
Flowing deliberately ~ Your name off my tongue.
Bath salt is just regular salt that makes you bullet proof and extra hungry for peoples faces.
Most politicians are assholes...
But every now and then someone comes along & makes a difference that changes the world.
RIP Mandela 🙏