Turn on the truck and it blows cold sand in my face. #WestTexasProblems

My prayers go out to the wounded warriors affected by this horrible tragedy here in Midland. I’m just numbed by this.

@god_damn_batman not at the rate you go through Robins…

@twitchynugget or say crick, or pop, or “LMAO you call that a mountain? Lol…”

A little tear just welled up in the corner of my eye... I am proud of you, @twitchynugget

“I don’t want a large Farva, I want a liter of cola!!” “How about I punchify your face for free!” #SuperTroopers is still hilarious.

Somebody explain to me why there is not a Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone” ringtone.

@twitchynugget then they speed up when they actually can’t see the road.

@twitchynugget and of course, daddy’s little princess is walking around saying mama, and the ghost has almost same name as I do…

Just saw the movie Mama. Slightly predictable, but nonetheless the creepiest movie I’ve seen in a long time. A- in my book.

I just ate Wildebeest. Had no idea until somebody told me, it was pretty tasty actually.

#BRONCO POWER!!!!

Another new well completed. American energy independence one step at a time! #Merica #YoureWelcomeAmerica pic.twitter.com/8z0FOJke

Just asked Apple maps for directions to the post office. It gave me directions to Mexico City. Bring back Google please.

@bobsaysdrink because Colorado needs more stoners…

Finally back in Colorado! It immediately began hailing for two minutes and ten promptly stopped.

Just saw some of the new photos from the #Curiosity lander… I think it landed at 29 Palms in Death Valley. #USMC

@twitchynugget just like truck nuts then.

@twitchynugget in the words of the great Eric Cartman, "screw you guys, I'm going home." sound advice to say sometimes.

When the going gets easy, you're about to get ambushed. @usmcquotes