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Man, I hope this Gal chick can pull off Wonder Woman or that 10% of Superman vs. Batman will also suck.
Bought an iPad for Misty's birthday, but I wanted to set it up for her. The second it connected to iTunes, it sent an alert to her phone. 😡
It's rain o'clock in Fuck Town.
If you rearrange all the letters in my name, you're obviously very bored.
I wish people would stop spoiling that Game of Thrones exists. I wanted to discover that for myself one day, maybe.
I downloaded Snapchat because a couple people I know are into it. Having now tried it...it seems completely retarded. And I'm on Twitter.
Since it doesn't take much to be a comedian these days, has anyone built a routine around that hilarious Not Me bit from Family Circus yet?
Hey, remember when we all played that drawing game for a week and then stopped?
Abortion rates are down? What the...? I didn't vote for Obama so there would be fewer abortions! I demand more promiscuity and less caution!
And now that I've evicerated Apple Maps, what's the deal with airline food?
I was gonna say that I like twitter because I can curse here, but all I can hear is Mitch Hedberg saying, "You can curse in the woods, too."