Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I downloaded Snapchat because a couple people I know are into it. Having now tried it...it seems completely retarded. And I'm on Twitter.
Since it doesn't take much to be a comedian these days, has anyone built a routine around that hilarious Not Me bit from Family Circus yet?
Hey, remember when we all played that drawing game for a week and then stopped?
Abortion rates are down? What the...? I didn't vote for Obama so there would be fewer abortions! I demand more promiscuity and less caution!
And now that I've evicerated Apple Maps, what's the deal with airline food?
I was gonna say that I like twitter because I can curse here, but all I can hear is Mitch Hedberg saying, "You can curse in the woods, too."
Dear microwaveable food instruction writers: No one knows the wattage of their microwave. So there's no point in making that distinction.
Marvel considering spin-off film for that waitress at the end of The Avengers. You know, the one Captain America saves.