Aha! So it is "John Jones," not "John Johns." -- MT @ifanboy: This week's @dccomics Histories: Martian Manhunter!  http://ifn.by/ZZSPWC 

I downloaded Snapchat because a couple people I know are into it. Having now tried it...it seems completely retarded. And I'm on Twitter.

It's Taco Bell, but it's still nachos and I'm still awesome. #AwesomeMonday pic.twitter.com/uKHvVI6irS

Agreed, and henceforth I shall do so. -- MT @lolahermosa: I feel like errands would be less tedious if they were referred to as "quests."

@piecomic There's a comic book named Chew that is almost exactly that, except for taste instead of smell. And it's actually quite good.

Since it doesn't take much to be a comedian these days, has anyone built a routine around that hilarious Not Me bit from Family Circus yet?

Hey, remember when we all played that drawing game for a week and then stopped?

Abortion rates are down? What the...? I didn't vote for Obama so there would be fewer abortions! I demand more promiscuity and less caution!

This Halloween party has a Munchkin theme! @sjgames  http://twitpic.com/b7ypii 

And now that I've evicerated Apple Maps, what's the deal with airline food?

I was gonna say that I like twitter because I can curse here, but all I can hear is Mitch Hedberg saying, "You can curse in the woods, too."

I don't care what @steven_moffat says, he doesn't have it in him to kill the Ponds. I know it, you know it, he knows it. They'll be fine.

My old favorite tweet was this one. -- RT @electerik: If you think you've seen a ghost, it's important to remember that no, you haven't.

This is my new favorite tweet. --
RT @electerik: What a wonderland France must be, where every passing motorcyclist could be a robot.

@wesisrad Which one? Oh, wait, doesn't matter.

Dear microwaveable food instruction writers: No one knows the wattage of their microwave. So there's no point in making that distinction.

Just retire. Your mom owns twitter. --
RT @thailure: My birthday card from my mom. #ADULTLIFE http://t.co/6ihLms13

@thailure I didn't hate it. But it wasn't nearly as good as the first two. And thus, our Twitter friendship is reconfirmed!

Matt Smith is my Doctor. And @steven_moffat is my show runner.

Marvel considering spin-off film for that waitress at the end of The Avengers. You know, the one Captain America saves.