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I hate his fucking guts...Which means we'll probably end up having sex sooner or later.
It's too early to NOT be intoxicated.
If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Unless you're a fucking idiot. Then just let someone else do it.
Not sure what to make of a friend who informed me he has an 8" girth. I did find my measuring tape. Because, you know, cats, curiosity...
I miss Ben Burnley :(
My favorite position is balls deep.
If anyone needs help in overthinking stuff, I'm your girl.
I'm not NOT saying you're a fucking retard.
I'll give you a minute to think it through.
Twitter- Because I don't give a fuck what you ate for dinner
Music is my salvation
I'd like to nominate myself for hot mess of the week, based on my hair, my cum stained sheets & the obscene amt of candy wrappers on my bed
Unfollowing but still starring my tweets is the equivalent of still fucking your ex.
Who needs pajamas when you have underwear?
If one day I start to matter, please let me know.
The demons from my past are carnivores and they're always at my back
Be warned: If I spend the night at your house, I probably lick random foodstuffs in your fridge when no one is around.
It's amazing, the stupidity of the tweets I'll put up with from a guy with a hot avi before I unfollow.
Your ignorance is excused because you obviously have no life.
Don't believe in me. I'll just let you down.
If your incessant tweeting is any indication of your talking in real life, no wonder you're single.
I have a Master's in Bitchology and a phD in awesome. Certifiably cuckoo for coco puffs. Oh, and some crazy person gave me a license to nurse.