I can do nothing fucking well.

People that say you can have just as much fun without alcohol and drugs, are talking shit.

I am not busy, I'm fucking ignoring you! I have an endless amount of fucks I do not give about what you did the weekend!

People are fucking stupid. And it's all Jesus's fault.

I #FuckingLove @troythulu @atheistyoda @noquivering @god_busters @phantommick @biblealsosays 's tweets #FollowMonday #atheist #makesmyday

@djslate38 ; hier is een vir jou: "I Hope You Die!" -Bloodhound Gang... ;-D

@thedalaimoron cover them in chocolate ;)

My mom said she lost so much weight because of me and my shit, going to rehab, etc. I told her she is welcome.

Just realised why some people are so happy all the time. It's because they are fucking stupid. They don't know any better.

I need to be saved from the stupid.

The bigger sick, perverted, insane, crazy freak you are, the bigger the chances I'll like you.

BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH

If I look like a fucking people's person to you, I really don't understand how the fuck you got this far in life!

Might as well become a porn star. I get fucked at work everyday anyway.

I don't care if you're sitting next to me, if you want to discuss something, fucking email me! Why do we have to communicate verbally?!

There are a group of coloureds in the pool. My son just walked into the house and said; "Hey, my fokken bra." Ghot.

'n Gedig Vir Die Somer - deur A.G Visser:

FOK MAAR DIS WARM.

Any place where I can smoke is a happy place for me.

@liza_toon Want to do porn, just waiting for @sinnaroo to quit too, so that he can be my partner.

RT @whattheffacts Valentines Day is one of the days with highest suicide rates. - Yay!