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I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(
Boston Police just poured cooler full of clam chowder on the chief's head
The average wife of Paul McCartney has 1.667 legs
Burger King's full name was Burger Luther King Jr.
Romney can fit 47% of his foot in his mouth #RomneyEncore
She sells seashells WHERE? By the seashore?? Pretty fucking horrible business plan IMHO.
Clint Eastwood on the phone with Obama now: "It all went according to plan, my lord." #RNC
Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP.
My Uncle Teddy would have been 65 years old today... But he was born in October 1941 - he'll be 71 next month.
I didn't realize Mad Men took place several decades ago until I saw the scene where Don Draper checks his Myspace account
Chris Brown's publicist finally figured out his Twitter password
J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien'
#RomneyRyan2012 - "Because there's nothing more compatible than Mormonism and the philosophy of Ayn Rand"
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