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I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(
Boston Police just poured cooler full of clam chowder on the chief's head
The average wife of Paul McCartney has 1.667 legs
Romney can fit 47% of his foot in his mouth #RomneyEncore
Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP.
Burger King's full name was Burger Luther King Jr.
She sells seashells WHERE? By the seashore?? Pretty fucking horrible business plan IMHO.
Clint Eastwood on the phone with Obama now: "It all went according to plan, my lord." #RNC
#RomneyRyan2012 - "Because there's nothing more compatible than Mormonism and the philosophy of Ayn Rand"
Am I the only one who's worried that once Wikipedia goes black it'll never go back?
I didn't realize Mad Men took place several decades ago until I saw the scene where Don Draper checks his Myspace account
RT if you're robbing a movie star's house
What's your favorite Toto song about a continent? Mine's probably 'Africa'.
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