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Jamie Lee Curtis's Top 3 Possessions: (1.) Vagina (2.) Yogurt (3.) Penis
Hey 1970s Jimmy Connors, nice haircut but sorry the Beatles aren't hiring
"There's no 'I' in 'el teamo'" - Spanish saying
Fried chicken? Is this the 1940s? Dude update your joke references. Like, Flamin' Hot Cheetos or something.
Listening to hella Wagnerian leitmotifs this morning
If current trends continue, the next death of a member of the Doors will occur in 43 years, in 2056, w/ the 4th/final member passing in 2099
The weird thing about the new Daft Punk album is your parents did coke and had sex while listening to it in '79
BREAKING: NFL announces San Francisco to host Super Bowl LGBT
Superbowl L. Jackson
If your last name is Jovi, don't name your son 'Jon Bon'
BREAKING: NFL announces Super Bowl L to be played on new Xbox
If I was in charge of editing 'Pulp Fiction' for broadcast TV, the wallet would read "BAD MOMMY BLOGGER"
Comedy / music ... Heard regularly on The Howard Stern Show ... Written on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Fashion Police