CC: @rocketdrag RT @earth_pics: #50 A space shuttle launch at night from Cape Canaveral. pic.twitter.com/uendMYZ9TJ

@scotteweinberg SuckerPunch. It's gorgeous, and one of the few major releases that passes the Bechdel Test with flying colors.

So, between @sandrafluke and @zerlinamaxwell, it appears the best way to get conservatives angry at you is to be a female law student. Hm.

Drunk D.C. Cop Gets Off Easy After Shooting 3 Transgender Women | Alternet  http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/drunk-dc-cop-gets-easy-after-shooting-3-transgender-women … Well, there goes my good mood...

@kinielcat Hey, @corgilegs is not a ball and chain! She's just got a leash and can't move too well because she's got the stub legs.

@scatx "Are you registered to boat? DAMMIT."

Butts. Do they exist? #TMITuesday

,@stuffonmyrabbit Has 48 thousand followers. We're all doing twitter wrong.

@nickroxnrx Cloud Atlas Vs. Atlas Shrugged. Boom.

That moment when someone says they don't like the majority of women, then claims not to be sexist. *facepalm*

@shasta_otter @silverwuffamute ...bad otter.

CC @lattefoxlk RT @peachesanscream: Ayyyyy sexy latte… pic.twitter.com/JKWJUWoe

@korybing A Japanese woman in the year 1008 invented the novel. Took Europe 800 years to catch up. Lazy men can't even invent BOOKS.

Professor uses 'soft-soft hard' to describe Poe's rhyme scheme and I instantly think of @blarion

@nottube @jakebe I hate owls. They never use 'whom' when they're supposed to.

@nottube BUT COMIC SANS RUINS EVERYTHING!

@anuvia @baseddrag I hugged a tree once. It didn't hug back. I got friendzoned so hard by that tree.

Quote Mass Effect in a class. Everyone loves it. #MikeDrop #IHaveEnjoyedCollege

@graceishuman Is that the thing you use your race card to clean out?

This guy in front of me is drawing Pokemon versions of the Avengers and it is the cutest.